So it was a monday night. It was 10:00 am and footballs was about to come on. So i cooked doritos and made mountain dew and sat on the couch like a fat asshole.
So it started with football team 1 the shrekhawks vs football team 2 the patriotxx. Patrixx was on the patriotxx but i wasn't to sure. So a man then kicked the football in the air when the ball started to bleed and then the ball came alive and ate everybody in the crowd. then Patrixx started eating everybody and everybody was SCREAMING!!!! AND HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD FILLED UP THE FOOTBALL COURT! THE FOOTBALL COURT was now a BLOOD bath full of dead bodies! the score was 666 to 665! Patrixx then kicked the ballz into the goal. and then EVERYBODY DIED! BUT EVIL PATRIXX DIDN'T DIE!
SO it then cUt to comercials where t was a comercial about new episode of squidwards suicide coming.
Then it showed back to the game where evil patrixx was eating everybody!!!!!!!!! THERE WAS HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD EVARYWHERE!!!! SUDDENLY EVIL PATRIXX THEN SAID UR NEXT!!!
SO NOW MY SKELETON IS TYPING THIS!!!!111.